how do you spell 'special'? like slow?
S P E L L C H E C K
No you dumbass thats not right
on the last problem of the exam i just drew a picture of a cat and left
Well we didn't hook up. Maybe from his girlfriend's point of view, but not mine.
Thou shall not celebrate other people's birthdays as if they were thy own
Things bear mace does not do: repel bears. Things bear mace does do: piss off bears, give bystanders asthma attacks. Lesson learned
Hahahaaa There's this one girl crying hysterically and wrapped around (i believe) her ex's leg. He's trying to shake her off without spilling his beer. This is fucking priceless.
He crawled outside into the bushes to throw up. He's just laying there now but he says he'll be ready to come home if we just give him five
It's Wednesday. And it's about that time to remind everyone that my priorities from last weekend have not changed moving forward into this weekend.
The woman that sang I Touch Myself died today. There's only one appropriate way to honor her memory.
I'm on the job.
Did u know it's unconstitutional to turn down a shot during 4th of July celebrations.. Rest now dear liver
Pedi-lyte stocked
I just googled: how soon can I pee on a stick. What is my life coming to.
Someone keeps hanging up bible verse posters in the bathroom stall I masturbate in at work.
yep, just sat in the backseat of my car for about five minutes looking for the vodka soaked underwear,when i came to the realization that i really gotta start getting my shit together..
Sorry I didn’t really get to say goodbye last night I was busy vomiting in your fathers front yard
dude. I can hear the air.
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