Can a clitoris grow tomatoes? Its symbolic and rhetorical.
I have to tell you about my conversation with the cloud dragon!
He just spent five minutes trying to sling shot a cheese-it off his dick and into my mouth.
So are you the girl that gave me herpes? or was that the girl from the night before
i don't understand how she was down there for so long, she's like a mermaid, a blowjob giving mermaid.
The vagina on Hilton Head is mighty fine this time of year.
Someone spilled vodka all over the elevator floor. Bring straws.
Did strip banana grams actually happen last night
Made out with a chick in front of a girl I'm banging and successfully reDENNISed her within 9 hours
I call it a party but only because that sounds better than 8 people getting drunk around a pool.
Where are you? Your parents are here. Their flight got in early.
Trashy Tequila Tuesdays. Have them meet me here @ the bar.
I'm not sending your parents to see you drunk at a gay bar. What kind of boyfriend do you think I am?
A great one. Entertain them i'll be home soon....... I think
It will be too late. I will have fornicated with the enemy by then.
He interrupted me giving him head to ask if I were hungry, because he wanted to eat pizza. Wtf.
Why do we always have to be the people who get blamed for animal intoxication incidents?
My boss's toddler just went through my bag and found your vibrator...you owe me a drink.
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