We succumbed to passion, and then he had to go meet his girlfriend. End of story.
Reason #82 that I need to get laid: my pubes are getting split ends.
I have a beer in one hand and a slim fast in another. It's another one of those wednesday nights.
stuck in the elevator with that hot guy from the 3rd flood. Worried he can smell my spray tan and desperation
Yes I have a handle on life. A handle of Svedka.
I'm about to fuck a girl in an old school Tony Kukoc Bulls jersey. About to earn my third championship ring in sex
Did you seduce any young men into coming home to your love nest of poutine and jäger bombs?
I'm cool with a hey old buddy how have you been want to fuck me in the butt kind of thing
I seriously need to grocery shop. I have a slice of cheese, and alcohol.
well at least now you can say you got an STD from the frontman of a band no one's heard of
fuck you.
i just want things to go smoothly
oh they won't lmao
Hahahaha. He sent me a dick snap in the lululemon stockroom. What is life. If this works out, this could benefit everyone....
He screamed, "Let there be light!" when he came
She was calling him Bob Saget and asking him to buy her shots....how do you think the night went?
Last time I had a one night stand he ended up stalking me for two months.
So you're not picking up this weekend?
This weekend, I am Angela, visiting from Calgary. We'll have to roleplay this.
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