? is bags or t-bags slang for scrotum?
jesus mom
I didnt attack him, I heard I threw a chair at him- big difference. And you know Im not a creep so whatever
the guy working at the drive-thru just asked me if i wanna bang after he gets off work tonight.
given your current drought situation, im genuinely curious to know what your answer was
i told him maybe and gave him my number. sad? probably. but even if the sex is bad maybe i'll get a free burger out of it
this one can actually spell my name, that's a shoe-in
Dude, I don't care how big her tits are. I have to dump her. She shit in my shower.
just convinced someone I was a virgin. I love when people don't know me.
im so poor im using the bottom of my laptop to heat my food.
We're about to have a bottle rocket fight on jetskis. You have 5 minutes to get on our level.
Our funnel is on top of our neighbors roof.
Next time he asks to wax your nipple while you're passed out I promise I'll be sober enough to intervene.
We where late for the party because we spent the last hour staring at a towl becase we thought it was a raccoon
I didn't realize how drunk I was until my vagina was in the snow.
Don't matter if she's straight, I'll get her. I'm not called The Transformer for nothing
I need Mexican food. Like, I'd take it through a needle at this point. It's totally worth the track marks.
Is there evidence of another human being getting away with this/ not dying?
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