im trying to pick out the cookie crumbs from my adderall. it is a lot harder than it seems.
We just used hot candle wax from our joint lighting candle to make a bunch of new small ones how stoned are we
I just remember telling jokes while vomitting
Everytime I see a couple on campus walking and holding hands I just want to yell he's gonna lie!
Girls night always turns into let's seperate and get laid night.
There was a guy running for some position in our government named "young boozer" hell yes I voted for him
This is the last pregnancy scare i've had since i was 12 and i thought you could get pregnant from masturbating.
Last I saw him was around 10 this morning. He was passed out on the porch with his head under the barbeque cover and there were cups of orange juice around him as well as loose tobacco spread everywhere. Good luck getting a hold of him.
I just want a guy that likes cats and is willing to get a vasectomy. IS THAT SO MUCH TO ASK?!
Last thing I remember was a hand in the pants. Then I woke up next to a full beer and a McDouble, which I promptly had for breakfast.
So I'll bring my machete and we can smoke your shit.
Out of context, that is a hilariously scary message.
Good. Go forth, young stallion. Destroy the vaginal region with your tidy crotch.
Not sure but if it exists I will find it and I will fill my face with it
Sleeping with him wouldn't be considered hoeing out... It seems more like babysitting.
Good, but still not as good as the guy I banged in the ball crawl
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