Nice 2 c u showing ur bro some affection
Hey sorry i havent responded. i threw up on my phone while i was sleeping
Is this a definitive no? All is forlorn? Such is fine, but i'm drunk and a sucker for concrete answers
I showed remarkable dignity in such a compromising situation. Except I came off as sort of a blue ball giver.
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I feel like i got beat with a pillowcase full of tequila shots.
There are topless girls riding the lawn flamingos. I win.
I remember saying your puke looked like a jellyfish and you got very offended.
btw, whatever u do, dont try and take that towel away from her..i tried, it got ugly..she said some things im sure she regrets.
Is it inappropriate to be Drs. Willy Fister and Jess Hewill as a couples costume for Halloween?
Oh we're gynecologists
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I'm going to sleep with this bank teller and I'm going to enjoy it, just try and stop me
He corrected my spelling during sexting.
I think sunday funday got a little out of control. There is cheese slices and BBQ sauce all over the roof and 4 empty bottles of vodka in my room.
I put on a face mask and masturbated for an hour... my face now has a green tint
It was just like the old times. We watched movies and shit. But not like old times-i fucked her hot brother when she was in the shower? Times are a'changin.
lord you gonna make me abandon my soup for tasteful catboy nudes
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