Maybe you should go over there and lead him on and reach down his pants like he's about to get some and yank his balls.
That's the best idea I've heard all day.
I don't know, but I don't want you to think its ok to show up at my house at 4 am with a gorilla suit and a bucket of pinnapple and think id be ok with it
At what point in your drunken state would you actually believe that the cops wanted to party with you?
Nothing like a $37 iTunes bill. Jesus Christ do you know how many $2 beer/shot specials that is??? The answer is 16. 16 beer/shot specials.
Do you remember unrolling paper towels as a blanket?
He needs to respect me before he can fuck me with cat ears on.
we are still finding bottels filled with his pee. tom almost drank the one in the frig
I ate her out for so long I might actually shit a vagina
Come over. We have tacos... And girls who took their clothes off. But mainly, tacos.
Ive never seen one person more proud of themselves of peeing in public and getting away with it.
These bubbles make my penis feel like it is resting on clouds.
The girl next to me looks like the young version of sara (bonnie hunt) in jumanji. I wanna be like PLAY THE GAME SARA!!!!"
I don't really feel bad about it, but I legit just squirted in the back of an Uber and it makes me think how many times has this happened before?!?!
Hahahahahha. You saved a homeless man. You're actually the mother Teresa of skanks.
Dude, my back STILL hurts from carrying the team on BP last night.
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