he was like Britney Spears in bed.. a little chubby and too medicated to perform.
we'll penetrate his innocence with our dicks
we dont know what were doing after yet. first up we have 90 beers and a party kit and fun hats.
Imagine a baby lion feeding on an injured gazelle and it tasting fresh blood for the first time. That's me and this breakfast sammich
These 19 People Are Into The Grossest Sex Fetishes
I just watched a guy pee from a second floor window onto the line of 100 people waiting to get in.
I need a leash, or some shame. Maybe.
Just realized Ive had sex in or around each thing listed in Green Eggs and Ham besides the fox.
Bathtub drinking tim. I have no pool so I work with what I have
Oh my fucking god you idiot bitch just get here forget about the vodka the fucking cops are looking for you
People Weigh In On Whether It’s Okay to Bang Your Roommate
I put you to bed and you would not go unless I let you sleep with the vodka
Who gives a hand job to a 19 yr old one night then the next lets a 31 year old random man fly a plane to town and pick u up and take u to dinner?
I'm stoned as hell watching the new Star Trek movie. My life is 110% better than it was an hour ago.
I think the blind guy i flirt with on a regular basis is starting to realize he's old enough to be my father. I can't tell if he's into it or not.
Sent him a nude and I forgot to crop out the Jesus picture in the background. The Catholic guilt is too real.
Yeah but you let me touch your butt. You're clearly the winner.