Texts From Last Night · Random Texts

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(978): View more from Massachusetts

I need a creepy friend to scare off the other creepy people

(617): View more from Massachusetts

I would be honored to be that friend.

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(407): View more from Florida

i got totally wasted at 2pm and cleaned the house bc i was bored. my mom now supports my alcohol problem

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(678): View more from Georgia

Using manwich sauce as ketchup. Not bad. Love college.

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(513): View more from Ohio

you just used a box of cheese-its to get into the bar

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(401): View more from Rhode Island

Wednesdays are like the thursdays of tuesdays... Drink time

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(443): View more from Maryland

also, I just found three random bruises on my knee. probably from when I was velcrod to the stairs

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(816): View more from Missouri

I think rescheduling my finals around when Im going to be hungover is responsible

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(515): View more from Iowa

We just weren't working out together, on a completely unrelated note some guy that i talked to on his grinder account said i could crash at his place

(1-515): View more from Iowa

I envy your ninja level of don't give a fuck

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(617): View more from Massachusetts

I serenaded the cat in the hat for a few 90s songs but idk who he is

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