just watched paranormal activity stoned. laughed the whole time and screamed when they turned on the lights. eating doritos. I love my life
Apparently I kept telling people I was a pro tennis player again...
Fuck it dude, we gotta bounce before she starts talking about her steve irwin conspiracy
They poked me and kept screaming "LAUGH DOUGH BOY" it's like 3rd grade all over again.
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you kept telling her you'd make a great step-dad while cuddling her and rubbing her back...
Does hooking up with the gay pledge count as hazing?
The last thing I remember was doing a line in the shape of Texas
Watching frozen planet. There's a beach master sea lion with about 50 sea lion bitches fighting another sea lion for said bitches. It's a bloody battle. Dude. You have over 50. Share.
It's a given that you're going to get peed on at a country concert
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You rolled around in the grass BEFORE we went in and said it was because "ladies love that eau de earth"
NO I WOULD NOT GET A GUMMER FROM A GRANDMOTHER
I decided I was tough enough to wax my bikini area myself. Long story short, I'll be drunk when you get home
I don't know. What do people who don't get stoned do?
Guys always stop talking to me right around the point that if they bought me food a couple times I would probably have sex with them.
I am the oldest one here and I STILL feel like I need an adult. help.
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