Thanks for last night it was amazing as always
What are you talking about
You've got to be kidding me
I just spent my lunch hour driving around campus yelling "TRADE LIVES WITH ME!" to all the freshmen moving in
Just wanted to remind you that you literally cut the underwear off a man.
I jerked off enough times today to safely commit to the fact that im not getting laid tonight
I knew he was a nice guy, because when we switched positions he flipped the mattress so I wouldn't have to lay in a pool of his sweat.
I want something that's relevant to him banging her right after I did. Like "runner-up"
put me on a leash or i'm going to fuck someone
He came in both my eyes, then refused to give me a towel unless I found him by playing Marco Polo
Just pissed by glowstick light. Bad idea.
I would compare it to a jeffrey but in smoothie form. More drugs in here than Bobby Brown's sock drawer.
It took him 5 seconds to cum and then he wanted to hold my hand all night
No we just stood in the kitchen and laughed for 2 hours about how funny the popcorn noise was.
I think a van full of parolees just blew me kisses. Thoughts?
Would you please stop exposing your tits on my couch?
Fuck you, my tits are fabulous
just saw the most amazing side boob. i wanted to hold it.
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