So it's like pop-o-matic trouble, but with penises
Shes from jersey what did you expect her to say when you asked her if she did coke? Its like asking some1 from a third world country if they are hungry
Because ur a stupid bitch
Actually, I'm graduating from college on Saturday so that makes me a well educated bitch.
just got double teamed by two guys I will be on beach patrol with this summer. six months until the season starts and I'm already 'that girl.'
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Found a pic of me suckling your nipple at the bar. Safe to say you don't want this one tagged?
Just had to throw up on the floor of my car during traffic on the way to work. Car next to me saw both times. Found the downside to having a job right after graduation.
"The juvenile turned and faced the officer, unzipped his pants, placed a fresh cigarette in between his legs and preceded to light it with a match"
is it possible that there's a used condom holding pennies in my bra? I'm so confused on what happened last night...
Yes, i finally made it. but let me tell you...i can smell myself right now in class right now, this scent is called alcoholism.
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Dont tell her I prefer to have an aura of mystique surronding me and my penis.
i have a queen bed, a cherrywood bed frame, and gold sheets. how are you saying no to me right now?
He just sent me the contact information about getting the Zebra for graduation...
Did you clean his pubes up off the table yet?
I woke up this morning with a text from my mom as to why the hell random people were showing up at the house. Turns out nobody came to our house party because I gave them my old address, fuck pre-partying for real
And my cousin was so drunk he called an uber and instead he got into a cop car and they took him to the hospital