I need a creepy friend to scare off the other creepy people
I would be honored to be that friend.
i got totally wasted at 2pm and cleaned the house bc i was bored. my mom now supports my alcohol problem
Using manwich sauce as ketchup. Not bad. Love college.
you just used a box of cheese-its to get into the bar
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Wednesdays are like the thursdays of tuesdays... Drink time
also, I just found three random bruises on my knee. probably from when I was velcrod to the stairs
I think rescheduling my finals around when Im going to be hungover is responsible
I'm hoping that banging a 24 year old 3 times cancels out banging that freshman on Wednesday
My dating life has become some fucked up hydra of dicks; you cut one off and two pop up in its place.
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I don't know how I'm going to know it's her, I only know what she looks like with a wig on
SHE COULD ALREADY BE HERE AND I WOULDN'T EVEN KNOW
How do you respond to a booty call from yesterday?
We just weren't working out together, on a completely unrelated note some guy that i talked to on his grinder account said i could crash at his place
I envy your ninja level of don't give a fuck
I drank enough to tranq a steed. You really missed out
They should make eskimo sister bracelets. OMG WE NEED BRACELETS WITH IGLOOS ON THEM.
I serenaded the cat in the hat for a few 90s songs but idk who he is