yea ive hooked up with like half those guys
and i've hooked up with the other half...when our powers combine, we are captain slutbag
dont try to nair your balls. i speak from experience
Just spent a extra 20 minutes on the phone with the lady from unemployment talking about how to make the best brownies.
all i remeber is falling off a fence and banging him in the middle of the street, not sure which one gave me this cut
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considering I showed up there after a xanax, 2 bottles of champagne and some coke, no shirt and someone else s husband... I'm sure you can figure that one out.
My professor complimented me on the well drawn penis on my face then asked if I would like a seat closer to the garbage can.
I almost had to get my pinky cut off. Wow I'm so happy. We won beer olympics so i didnt hahaha
He came on my face. Threw a towel at me. Stole my weed. And left. I thought this would be over after we graduated?
It really does creep me out though that the next ten years will involve my friends creating smaller versions of themselves because to be honest I don't know how much I like some of them. So that thought it really scary
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you texted him "it's time for the no pants dance", please get your tubes tied.
I never thought I'd have to apologize for tasting like absinthe and cheetos before tonight
In the middle of pounding my asshole he stopped and said, "do you want to get breakfast after this?"
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I kinda wanna drive through the Gator bar parking lot and seeing if my panties are on they ground, they should be right next to my pride...
Sexual Dilemma - Covid Edition: Flirting with a cute frat boy. The Cougar in me wants to go back to his frat house and fuck his cocky brains out. The adult in me doesn’t want to get Covid and have to quarantine in a frat house for 2 weeks\n
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