I just know... :) goodntight
Whoops, meant "goodnight", but the other is true too.
Situation: He got it in my eye, how long do I let it sting before should start to worry?
You were screaming at a bartender last night for not referring to you as god.
and apparently I tried to pay for beer with a tampon.
you'd be alarmed at how much plan b i just found in mom's bathroom...
Well i then put my mattress in my closet and am currently on it. This is a new one.
Having skype sex with him in the lounge at 1:45am...THIS IS WHAT HE DOES TO ME
I remember pointing out how smooth my legs were to try to direct his attention away from my vagina.
everyone at work keeps looking at me like they know I got the herp this weekend
I might have to break the "you stay out of my sister and ill stay out of yours" pact that i have with tim
I don't mean to ruin your favorite Disney movie...but...we both came when Mufasa died.
Well, I saw an Olympian's genitals tonight, so it can't be that bad.
I just explained my sex life to the "if you give a moose a muffin" book... Is that weird?
Ive done some fucked up shit, but last night was the first I have Poured milk on anothers mans face in the shower.
The sad moment you remember you have no power for a week and can't flush.....
Wrong number bro but that sounds like a damn shame.
He ate me out for an eternity. Like fell asleep, woke up, and he was still doing it.
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