Do you know that poor pathetic girl that we should be friends with
So #1 way to come back last night and #2 wishbone and I broke into his house and i opened joey's door and u were both passed out and pantless.
i am sorry to ask, but i need y0ur honest opinion . when i turn sideways to someone, does my nose stick out like a beak ?
I have been standing totally still for the past 6 minutes because I was convinced my foot was tied to the ground. It turns out it was a string of hair strewn across my foot
Gay TA. Finally going to boost my GPA your way.
The question of "Will I eat a piece of curried chicken off the floor?" has been answered tonight.
We glued Jenga blocks together, called it "magic blocks" and sold it to the stoners for $50 and a bottle of Henny
WHAT IF you could get pizza delivered to you IN YOUR CAR while driving somewhere. Like moving roadside service.
You're High aren't you?
Sooooo high
Do you think I shall pursue this journey to the center if the dick?
steve's beating me 4-2 in our "sexually confusing straight people" competition. steve is a wizard. this is not a drill.
I'm a full-grown woman and thusly I expect my sphincters to behave themselves.
I want you to know I am at work super hungover and I threw up in the mop sink. I feel like you will appreciate this
You're my fucking hero
You've discovered your super power: Your Vagina
I was just at the gas station and happened to look left and see a girl blowing some guy. How was your night?
Come on baby if you haven't had a Charleston chew eatin out of your ass you just ain't livin right.
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