I would say the hottest chick there looked like Susan Boyle and the ugliest like Bea Arthur
Nice use of current day folklore
Rule #1. Nothing comes between you and fantasy sports. Not even a hot chick willing to give you a blow job
okay so using the row boat as a giant snow sled probably wasn't the best idea.
We have literally factored in $2200 for bail money in the budget. This vegas trip will be out of hand. We are signing confidentiality contracts.
That sad moment when even your drug dealer lands a summer internship and you don't...
All I really remember is shouting "THANKS FOR LETTING ME MAKE OUT WITH YOUR GIRLFRIEND."
What can I say? You have this amazing power over straight girls.
I feel like I've asked you "are you okay?" one too many times in the last 48 hours. You're hopeless.
I will be there. invited or not. I go where the pancakes go.
I just want to emotionally destroy him but also find out how big his dick is so this is perfect
She said "I feel like I haven't reached my full potential" and I couldn't figure if she meant in life or with the weed..
I'm kinda sad I'm leaving the bank. I never got to have rough sex in the vault.
THIS IS NOT A LAUGHING MATTER, CAITLIN. MY PARENTS ARE FUCKING. LOUDLY.
last final went out with a bang.. 20 min late bra-less, cum in my hair and i still cant find my shoes.
Is that strawberry winking at me??
That 2-CB was ass.
You mean the asprin cut with pez?
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