I chugged a bottle of robotussein and i ducking saw a blind lady on a purch sewing a shirt! And a tree portal
I swear that men would be more efficient if they had a semen gauge on their penises
I just puked in the walgreens aisle buying gatorade and advil for my hangover... i guess i failed
He is now the second fuck buddy that i have met by walking up and grinding on him. My ass is so much more productive than dating
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I'm pretty sure getting a blow job behind a bar in Rome while her little sister is throwing up in a dumpster not 5 feet away, gives entirely new meaning to the phrase "When in Rome"
The horrors my penis has endured I wouldn't wish upon any man.
I'm pretty sure I did the Macarena with a gay guy while shot gunning a beer
How the fuck did I get back? Last thing I remember is being on some hot guy's shoulders yelling at girls shaking their asses
We'll talk about it later...
I think we need a list of things that are automatic NO's for dating a guy. Married, definitely a no now
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I just fell out of my doorway to go to class so if that doesn't describe how my night went idk what will
Sexting is killing my work productivity but it's okay because I'm self-employed
i think im in europe. pls send help
you left your anal beads in the dishwasher
They just made me take another shot and I found out the liquor store next to my brothers house has a petting zoo
Mind. Blown.
I don't remember anything beyond the drinking game but I woke up in my own pee this morning so I'm just gonna go out on a limb and say I overdid it.
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