My mind says no, but my body says yes.
What does your body say about chlamydia?
four days late. damn you, makeup sex. you win again.
Im watching someone hooking up in the library
procrastination at its finest
I'm sitting in class drinking a forty out of a paper bag. No ones said anything yet. I think my professor is trying to ignore me. Better start yelling louder.
i woke up and the dog was eating spaghetti off my chest.
I joked that if anyone could fuck a 35 year old woman while wearing head bands and arm sweat bands it's you and look what happens.
He stood up, threw the bag of bud between me and Tory, yelled "Fight" and then ran upstairs for the pizza
Pretty sure encouraging you to sleep with 2 different girls while keeping you in the good graces of both has lost me the ability to call myself a woman. But that's just the kind of friend I am; dedicated.
Yes and yes. Got taken to a Florida strip club. I desperately want to flood my eyes and ears with hand sanitizer right now.
We haven't even scratched the surface on the damage we could do. Just saying
I've known you for the past two years. You never kid about biology or alcohol.
Liquor doesn't fix sad, but it sure as hell lowers my standards for a rebound.
so dehydrated I couldn't fill the pee cup to the right line for my drug test for school. I was like sorry it was my birthday yesterday
Funny you say that, I just sold my stripper pole to my mom tonight...
I'M TOO HORNY FOR GRAMMAR!!!
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