I got oddly confused when she started talking in third person in bed.
just prayed to lady gaga in hopes it will help me pass my fashion merchandising final...what is my life?
Can you deep fry cheerios do you know? crucial question
I would be the drunk girl eating cake on the front steps alone.
Believe it or not I'm actually not the only person sitting in the back of the train covered in glitter and drinking whiskey out of an arizona iced tea can. Small world.
I feel like "stop licking my face" isn't something that needs to be repeated twice
Like, I just want to be naked rolling around in soft things.
I woke up smelling like chlorine with a broke toe. They know how to fucking party on lake lanier.
I feel like I got ass raped in the brain.
So much rum. So many feels.
With a butt like mine I'll never have to pay for Netflix again.
I felt like a responsible adult. A responsible adult that may or may not end up shitfaced. But not heaving purple puke into a urinal like last time because I'm classy now.
Alvin just won tickets on the radio. I guess he's out of jail.
Is it ironic that our divorce court is a block from where we had our reception? Or is it just sad? Alanis has confused my understanding of irony.
It's beautiful. It's what jesusxwants. I should send you a pic of my boobs out of friendship
I was watchin a porno and I sware I saw that dude at the bar at applebees the other night
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