We put her face under a blacklight.....it looked like fireworks
i've decided to use this saturday afternoon to take care of my pube situation
We really need to check into harvesting part of our liver now
If you're not washing nut sweat off of your forehead this morning I'm disappointed in you
Text me if you also stopped reading harry potter in the 4th grade and wanna go to the bars tonight instead of the midnight premiere
"guaranteed dick" "anywhere - her room, my room, trees, couch"
Sorry that was quotes about you from the grad student.
i have two emotions: emotionless and blind with rage
All three of us got laid last night. This is what is commonly referred to as the Trifuckta.
this night just went from meh to biblical thanks to drunk naked yahtzee
He made me put my cow print vest and my cowboy hat from my ' sheriff woody' costume and said I'll show you a woody. What I charmer huh!? I love make up sex
And then god smiled down upon me and he said let there be hangover food and let it be Wendy's
Sensing a theme here
If alcoholism is a theme, yes.
It's technically 2016 but since I haven't gone to bed I'm still counting it as 2015, so I'm gonna drink all the alcohol in my house so tomorrow I can become the better version of myself that I'll be for 5 minutes.
He said we were going to get fucked up in the woods so here we are
And I think she just drunkenly ordered an ipad. she said it was so pretty she couldn't keep it "locked up" because an ipad has to be let free.
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