stop calling my apartment porn island.
all ten of us were sitting in his room with the lights off and staring at his colorful moving screensaver for two hours. That high.
is there a reason why there is cup of piss in the fridge?
no
We started hooking up and a group of freshmen outside my window started chanting my name. Encouraging yet distracting
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This place doesnt have redbull or serve shots. Its like they are at war with fun.
I'm finding that as the end of the quarter approaches, the list of things I refuse to do sober keeps getting longer.
he's the only person i know who can drink himself into and out of alcohol poisoning.
When u wake up, don't be alarmed by the passed out mariachi band, they're cool. Muchos gracias
I love you. Happy valentines. Satin Patricks dayyyyyyyyyy. Alreadythrew up. Geeeeerait.
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I was sat at the table waiting with a glass of wine reading my book and the hotel staff gave me a goldfish in a bowl and said 'heres your date for the night' !
just pleasured myself to USA hockey beating Russia in the shoot out. god bless America.
yeah, never be friends with someone with shitty eyebrows.. they obviously already make poor life choices
Still drunk on my morning "run" which has turned into a walk. Just burped fireball
he fell asleep naked and all I'm doing is staring at his weird balls
I pretended to be blind and he pretended to be my assistant and long story short, we had to buy that bra and panty set, and now we're both banned from Victoria's Secret AND I have a cum stained demi cup.
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