He's been sleeping iwht ***
Nooo
Yeah I don't even know how, she looks like her mom smoked crack while she was in the womb
And then hit her in the face with a shovel
I'm gonna start referring to my vag as my ladygarden
yeah it was kind of like, i'm 27 and still live in a frat house.. you honestly expect me to have "moral fiber" and a "conscience"
I'm just looking at Lindsay Lohan's vagina.
Oh yea! I was just doing that too!
We almost didn't get a second pitcher, but now we're getting a sixth.
I hope his life after cheating on me is as good as Tiger's golf game is these days.
She said my dick tasted like a junior mint. Ive decided im using this soap the rest of my life
definitely fulfilled the lesbian status quo and fucked her in the back seat of my prius
nothing says roomie bonding better than a sunday shroom trip.
pretty sure the dicks i sucked were punishment enough
Told her my spirit animal was the spread eagle. Now that's my name in her phone.
I'm bored enough im considering taking up his offer to turn me straight just to kill time until the lasagna is out of the oven
If you send me another picture of a donut on your penis while I'm at work, I may have to slap you With the donut.
Well now you know... If you can get over the awkward... The dick is 10 min away.
It’s so white trash that I almost have to have it.
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