i wanna do a homemade sex video in sepia and pretend were in the early 20th c
Why do I fail so hard at ironing, when I'm a woman and i should be amazing at it?
because god found you far too good at oral sex and had to make all things even?
Adam has been drinking
Who has his phone
Adam does
1. No more tequila 2. Why do you let me say slutty things? 3. I woke up and our apartment was covered in cake? 4. Love you
I'm sorry for throwing the cheese everywhere, but it wasn't my fault. No one was enforcing disipline so not really my fault for not behaving
i just complicated the hell out of my summer by fucking him this early on
i turned my shower on this morning and passionfruit pulp came out. how did you even do that?
I haven't found him passed out in the living room covered in noodles for a while now so I guess he's getting better with the drinking.
before we left she put a post-it on the floor next to the toilet saying she was a pretty pretty princess
He added me to his contacts as 'boot and rally'...have you ever been more proud to be related to me?
I can't wait to tell mom.
No one should ever be so high that they forget the food. That's just...its a violation of God and Nature, of the very laws that we live by!
Sooooooo, maybe just fucked on a motorcycle.
Eaten today: granola bar, pumpkin donut, and fritos. Oh, college nutrition.
Its just akward. Everytime he tells me he loves me, I have to respond with, I love having sex with you. and he just stares at me in amazement
Found this cake smashed up inside a box on the sidewalk. Im saying yes to adventure and eating some.
Taking a nap. Sidewalk cake kicked my ass. It had boston creme filling!
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