On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
He said if I blew him first he'd last longer....if 3 minutes is lasting longer, I'm not sure the bj was worth it
After work we went home to fool around. Turns out he had sawdust under his foreskin. I'm never going down on him again.
Bein cut off at a bar is embarassing ...until you get to the next bar.
we flagged you as soon as you tried to put the lime in the microwave to prove it was really a kiwi. again.
Ok. I am hammered I will admit it but my legacy needs to live and your the only woman that could spawn satan. We need to talk.
I barely remember the girls that I got pregnant, you think I'm gunna remember the ones that played handball
I was just sitting on the ground alone in fetal position shivering and chewing on my hand when she found me. ecstasy was not my best idea.
Update: I just threw up in between cars in the parking lot of magic kingdom.
Do you think my laundromat will notice that the bloodstain on my sheets is in the shape of a face?
I was trying to come up with a reason why you shouldn't be naked in front of me, and now I have 'If you give a mouse a cookie" stuck in my head
Woke up on a lawn chair hugging a bottle of vodka. Hows your morning so far?
He spilled some of his beer on your shoulder then proceeded to lick it off. By the face you made, I don't know if you were completely horrified or really turned on.
bonus check + party bus = big hot mess
Did you have a good sleep?
if a good sleep includes waking up cuddling a bottle of wine I had a GREAT sleep
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