That was definitely a porn plot just waiting to develop...
You tied the party balloons to your nipple ring so that everyone would know you partied.
i had just passed the point of no return when my mom opened my door. I hid my dick and took the porn off the computer in time but i still had to explain my day at school to her WHILE i was jizzing in my pants.
please stop telling ppl youre Alice Cullen when youre drunk
flash back: i gave smirnoff to a group of children at walmart
she wants me to text her or call her all the time when we are apart...this is not high school...
i looked up his schedule, waited outside his classroom, and handed him the receipt for plan b
I went out in a blaze of glory. I failed the field sobriety test by saying ABCD FUCK YOU.
Trying to figure out if the guy I'm with right now is the same guy I met spring break
Oh duude it is the guy from spring break! Awk.
why does CNN give a flying $@*# about the royal baby so, so much?
i hope they name him Joffrey
They think its so cute and admirable that I learned French. BITCH HAVE YOU NEVER HEARD OF GOOGLE TRANSLATE? sexting foreign bitches, there's an app for that
My next goal in this relationship is to teach my boyfriend that there are valid reasons to be fear of dolphins completely.
There's a possibility I may have hooked up with that British guy...
Possibility? You left the door open! Everyone saw!
i did these weird ass ab exercises once that left me queefing for weeks
Right after i got done cumming i sat back and gave a big Ric Flair "WOOOOOO!"
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