Can I ask u a weird question?
Sure
do u have the hershy squirts too?
My Blind Date Arrived. She looks like something I'd draw with my left hand.
I totally give up. Optimus Prime just fell from the top of the Great Pyramid into the hypostyle hall at Karnak.
dude i dont realllllly have to fuck her do i? its just a mess down there and i think im gonna cry
can you put a coffee maker in the dish washer? yo know what, nvm i want to be surprised
I'm going as Jenn Sterger if she answered Favre's calls and ended up in a trash can. If I don't get laid tonight I'm going to be pissed
he tried to catch his projectile vomit...then went back to beer pong
and then you started talkingabout how you wish birth control was disspensed as a candy necklace
At this point can I suggest a mail away bride. You judge Nick but you are a strange dude and that may be your ticket.
Well, for starters, she called the condom a "dick mask."
When I tried to give you a hickey, you karate chopped me in the neck.
I don't know, I think having hemorrhoids shows character. You have to be trying pretty hard to get them.
I can't have my last hookup before 21 have been behind a dumpster
Desperate times call for desperate measures. But he promised me no small talk so that was nice
Not even a manhunt keeps my brother and his friends from the bars
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