dude, she has braces
i meant the dude w the ponytail.
i was less creeped out when i thought you were talking about the 14 y.o.
let's makeout let's makeout let's make out let's make out
He had on juicy sweatpants and thats when i knew he was no longer a threat.
I just love slightly exposed cleavage. Not too much to be whory but just enough to say "your kids will never go hungry"
I've drank myself into a smaller pants size. Who ever said alcoholism was unhealthy was mistaken.
dude, I'm passing out in the fifth floor janitors closet. Let me know when the rooms opened back up
Apparently I texted my high school english teacher asking her to tell me what logical fallacies she taught us three years ago.
Yknow what, if there is a thug life for white bitches, I'm living it. I went out on a date, watched howls moving castle with my brother till he passed out, then went and got some a+ dick, and made it home in time to take my mom to work. Now its 7am, I'm in bed with some free tacos, and when I'm done eating I'm going to sleep. What a great night.
I have tan lines from my nipple rings.
SOME BITCH AT THE HOSTEL STOLE MY NUT BUTTER THERE WILL BE BLOOD
I swear I get as excited about the sound of a condom wrapper as my cat gets when she's getting a can of food.
its like my accent is a device for a 100% chance of sex every time i leave the apartment. i love being english in this country.
I got dominos and had to stop whilst eating and take a moment of silence for how good it was
Im getting out of handcuffs then i'll give you a call
It's not even noon yet and I just fucked my professor's son in the psych lab..it's gonna be a great day.
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