Sry I called you an 8
Dude my mom stole all your condoms
we need to go to the store. i'm tired of having bud light for breakfast.
do you want me to pick up budweiser instead?
i dunno what you eat but your cum is all over my underwear and it smells like pretzels
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she reminds me of the kind of girl who'd fuck in church if you asked. I can dig it.
That sucks. I just talked to a telemarketer for 15 minutes about CSI: Miami and weed.
Come outside. The vendor wants to go out strong tonight! Russian hooker interviews. Don't ask. We leave in 3 minutes.
Apparently there was a point in the night that they literally thought he was dead, ass naked on the floor. That bad.
Why the hell did you smack that girls beer out of her hand at the end of the night then buy her a double jack and coke for?
Its called bad cop laid cop.
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I told her I named my penis "The Spirit of Exploration." That's all it took.
I wonder if go pro can customize a cock ring so I don't have to hold the camera anymore
He KNOWS ALL THE WORDS TO "JESUS IS MY FRIEND", I swear if he even tries to pull shit with me I'm becoming an actual nun.
I'm gonna cum garlic butter
just saw those girls we met the other night. i happen to be wearing a bunny suit and driving your smart car. i think its safe to say thats a no go situation.
is it bad that im laying on a beach towel in my room with my lights on high pretending to be tanning on the beach in the summer?
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