Like worst hickies ever he always gives them like wtf
Omg alex and i were cooking weiners on a campfire and a bear came and i am waayyy too high for this
All I remember is yelling at him to admit he liked Bon Jovi, then accusing him of giving love a bad name.
my math teacher staples burger king applications to failed tests
Just got a blowjob to the theme of Bohemian Rhapsody as the sun was rising. I should just kill myself because ill never top this moment.
Let me start this apology by saying I'm sorry that I bit your penis.
Teasing with taco bell is not funny. High or sober.
By the way seagulls wings are very soft. And the lesbian and or by sexual twins say hello. Be home in the little bit time frame.
Cooked breakfast with his mom this morning...I'm like the housewife of one night stands
I'm pretty sure the guy in front of me at Walmart doesn't have good plans. It's one am he is buying a flash light and black bandanna
All i hear is "BITCH BETTER HAVE MY HONEY" and i turn around and there is a dude in a bear costume. It was fur real.
Is it bad that I've been making new friends through your vagina networking? I don't think so
Got stiff armed by the garbage man on the back of the truck...I just wanted to ride one block dude
Have you forgotten that this whole sexy cop role play started with a comment about my mom?
I mean his penis was perfect in pictures but its even more perfect inside me
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