Drunk on an escalator. I fell like 15 flights of stairs without actually moving more than 5 feet.
I'm celebrating tres de junio so if you can help me find some sombreros ill be grateful. Also, today in 1992 Aborigines were granted rights to their land so I might need some boomerangs.
I NEED TO NOT REMEMBER THIS IN THE MORNING. He is our TEACHER.
THERE ARE ENTIRELY TOO MANY HOT UNDERAGE GIRLS HERE FOR THIS TO REMAIN LEGAL.
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Its not that I'm getting free haircuts... Its just that she is paying for sex with haircuts...
He gave me such a powerful orgasm I blurted out I love you. This is why just rebouding out of a serouis relationship is awkward.
It's stupid hot. I just want to be laying in a bathtub full of margaritas
You went streaking and came back with your shirt inside out. Then said "it happens in the line of duty" and passed out.
Try not to get arrested for it, but otherwise i support you
He's CUTE. and foreign
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You made a glowstick headband with a helium balloon tied around it and climbed a tree in high heels. I was impressed.
Kyle found me outside his apartment in the hallway. Said he didn't hear me knock bt smelled alcohol through the door. I'm sucha bitch to my liver
In local news "Man Stabbed With Golf Club" next person who tells me this is a safe place to live gets punched...
I just want to buy drugs without having to pay an arm and a leg for it. Is that a horrible thing to ask for?
I mean, it's not like you can exactly complain to the manager and higher ups about it.
He just peed in the cab. I repeat..IN.
Last night we proved the theory that "harder" is the worst rough sex safe-word ever.
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