VAGINAS EVERYWHERE
they're staring at me
Then we started crawling around on the floor because we couldn't get up so decided to be tigers instead. Gotta love power hour.
I love how all the girls on the plan b commercial wake up alone.. Like me
she was stuffing dove chocolates in my mouth while giving me a blow job. GOD I LOVE VALENTINES DAY
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Heated debate on which is worse. Pissing your pants or puking all over yourself
thought i was the most hungover person in class until i saw a kid puke into his bookbag...he wins
Girl just walked into the bar with a T-shirt that says "I'm not Irish, kiss me anyways." Target aquired.
I can't. I think his penis is about to take out a restraining order against me.
I still think the kiddie pool full of jello option is worth exploring. Just sayin'.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
it's like getting dryhumped by a chainsaw in the very best possible way
To be honest. I have two poptarts in my jacket pockets. No one knows. I am pro stealth.
I'm a stupid stupid woman who is totally going to rock this holiday season dick drunk on that Ginger
Hey mike is locked out, sleeping on the common room couch, no idea where his pants are nor does he know where he is. When you get this let him in? And let me know ur alive too!
It's to the point where if a guy can so much as find my clit, I'll consider him amazing in bed
God. Spice Girls is now grocery store demographic. Kill me.
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