Holy cold harsh reality of sobriety batman
Ya! She had a north face on tho so she was a classy hooker.
found a naked boy completely buried under a pile of her clothes and terrified...she says she was "saving him for later"
I went outside for a smoke at 4 and things seemed normal. It's 6 now and the front lawn is COVERED in tortilla chips. WTF?
Idk yet. Trying to convince him to get a phoenix bird tattoo first
I just found pizaa roll in my hair. Already been to class today
Give us adventure or give us cock. Or cocktails.
I'm pregnant.
The fact that this number is not in my contacts is giving me hope it's a wrong number???
Congratulations, I drank so much for your birthday that I'm shitting blood.
.......The other day I peed on him in the shower....he was trying to touch my boobs and I wanted my space.
I just had the best counseling appointment lets fucking rage
You know.... I ordered the nipple clamps when I was drunk. But on further consideration, THANKS DRUNK ME I LIKE WHATS HAPPENING
I'm only friends with her because I can't stop watching the train wreck.
Flirting with/getting ready to possibly sleep with a married HS classmate and getting added to a bible study group chat within minutes of each other. #Balance
Fuck this virus. We’re finally back on campus but the bars suck parties are banned sports are canceled we eat in our rooms and can’t fucking hangout with anyone. I’m tired of virtual classes and involuntary celibacy
OMG IKR! It’s not college unless we’re puking in a toilet wondering if we’re pregnant or just hungover!
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