I wanna bring you to show and tell
U know those big foam mats in the back gym for track?
ya, gonna go have sex there?
No I want one to have wings and pick me up and take me home
would you ever date a girl who drove an 89 Chrysler LeBaron? - for the record it's a convertable
if it walks like a guido and talks like a guido, i'm gonna fuck it.
You were in my dream and you got the lyrics to lollipop tattooed on your chest. Don't get it, it wasnt that cool.
Well ya in hindsight obviously offering the cop a jello shot was a bad idea
I woke up in an empty bathtub with the wrong brother
Is this helping you get pumped up or am I going to have to send you more dick pics?
gymnastic barn sex. fuck i wish i hadn't blacked out
I was screaming out for people to gather the townsmen and the mayor so we could hang him
for once I'd like a one night stand where I don't meet the guys mom or wife in the morning
The sun is out, the birds are chirping, I made some brownies, I'm not pregnant
This is literally what my 13-year old cousin said to me this morning.
I got fucked in a bat mobile this morning. Being slutty rules.
He's such a jerk. If only his penis was attached to someone else
Just found out a shooting happened in our parking lot while it was closed this morning. So thaaaaaaaaats fun.
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