why does my vagina smell like weed?
omg thats a great idea
walmarts paint section shouldnt be open at 3am
You need to get here now. Before they realize I'm not puerto rican.
If I'm going to start compromising my butthole it's going to be for much better drugs than a ventolin
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There was no eligible dick at the ER. I'm pissed. Looks like "Searching for Strange at the Local Free Clinic" is a no go for the name of our first full length album. On the other hand, I got a dilaudid shot and I no longer feel like I have the worst bladder infection of my life.
I send out my deepest condolences for seeing my ass last night.
First time at a gay bar. I found a surrogate AND sperm donor! The surrogate is straight, so it evens out.
He is what would appear if the douche troop all had rings and we summoned someone like the Captain Planet kids.
Yeah, nothing like barfing into a grocery bag you just put dog shit into.
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If I remember correctly I tried to steal a mail truck last night
He used pronouns for his penis while sexting. I don't know what I did to deserve this.
The magician guy on probation is here at the bar. I'm gonna get him to show me a trick
He's my favorite late night booty call. He lives next to a Wendy's.
Little girl was fucking around on the train and completely ran her head into a pole. Totally burst out laughing as she cried. Her mom was not amused. I don't think I should be a Mom. EVER.
Do you think in an oreo forest they would have rivers of milk?
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