You think ghandi was good in the sack? cuz i sure do.
I'm not gay.
Soooo you want ghandi? is that what your telling me?
If ghandi gives good head...I'm in
Its fine.
May have just accidentally purchased an iphone on Kate's credit card. This has potential to be bad.
Dave a horae rider a coqw boy
seeing two hook-ups in tagged in the same picture will send chills down anyone's spine.
I went to grab his drink and my hand grazed his dick. It was magical.
is it cool if i crash at ur house this weekend again bro
yea dude but i wld bring a sleeping bag or something just in case. or u may just have to shack up with a woman or 2 cuz we hav 10 girls visiting/staying over at my house.
how did u manage to make sleeping with a bunch of girls sound like an inconvenience?
So I met my girlfriends dad last night. Or should I say I re-met that mall cop that had to tackle me.
According to him, i kept saying "I'm belligerent as SHIT" and tried to run around the house in just my bra and underwear. Thats when they decided to carry me to the car and take me home.
They gave me patron and potatoes I couldn't say no
The joke is on me because whale penis is forever in my search history.
Worth it.
I'm tripping pretty hard right now but every time a Volvo drives by I feel like everything is gonna be alright
Random question, what's John-that-we-had-a-threesome-with's phone number? Don't necessarily need the full number, maybe just area code? Think I drunkenly ran into him last night and now I have texts from a John.
getting my period the day i moved was my bodies way of saying 'congratulations youre not leaving town with anybodies babies!'
Neighbor just came over and asked if I had anything to clean blood out of carpet... it's definitely time to move.
are you comparing glasses to pregnancy
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