She was lying the whole time!
She was a great actress
I was a great dumbass
If my vag had twitter, what do you think it would say?
is it really weird I just got "suckable tits" in my honesty box and I'm flattered??
i am not allowed to pick the men i sleep with anymore
My therapist says she wants to work on my 'trust issues'. I think she's found the cash cow within.
That's what happens when you park you car under a perfectly good balchony I can puke off of
What do I do when my mom and I both awkwardly spot the Rocky Horror parody porn sitting on the coffee table? Leave it or try to move it?
He is getting married. In the time it took for this conversation he probably cheated on her three times
She has dubbed herself the Pied Piper of Penis and keeps yelling about getting Cocktober started... Will send pix soon
My eczema on my back is flaring up so he rubbed coconut oil on it while we were boning down. If that's not a picture of 8 years married I dunno what is.
She's really sweet and cute, but when she drinks, she becomes way too proud of her bush.
Before getting out of the car, she said "Thanks for getting me off." I like how polite she is.
You can be responsible and still be on that ho life
so i find a box of condoms inside my car with turn by turn directions to her bedroom... kinda freaked out cause she got my address and somehow inside my car
Leave it to my mom and I to turn the hearing into a drinking game.
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