Sponge bath it is.
dude, you're being a jerk.
sorry, didn't mean to pull a Cheney
Just wondering why in an apartment full of stoners there is half a waffle in the TRASH CAN. get ur shit together man
that girl is introducing herself into your group of friends one dick at a time.
Were you really trying to feed me potato chips while I was sitting on the toilet?
Sometimes I wonder if my parents know that I mean horny when I say lonely.
That's the only definition of lonely that I know.
She wouldn't put out on the first date. I think my boner put a hole in my mattress.
I WAS CONCIEVED IN THE BACK OF MY CAR. THATS HOW OLD THIS CAR IS.
...how and why.
PARENTS ARE MAGIC.
Geez don't go to a bar for a few days and everyone freaks out.
Tinder in Coventry is like browsing a gallery of mugshots from Azkaban
I made out with him in the club and he endorsed me on Linkedin. My networking skills are off the charts.
YOU ARE STRONGER THAN YOUR VAGINA
I just realized that this is the first time I've ever seen your mom without sucking your cock.
you took my virginity. you can't have my alcohol too.
I'm not having sex with him if he doesn't believe in gay marriage and abortions.
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