dude are you gonna smoke tonight? my day was shit and I wanna get high
worker bees can leave....even drones can fly away....the queen is their slave
nevermind....I'm on the way
just went trash diving in my work clothes for weed. A&E's intervention here i come.
If I'm gonna go to jail I'm gonna be wearing a poncho
She deep throated me and when I woke up she made me pizza. I was full of emotions I started to cry.
I don't really know how to say this, but I have an oven mitt to return to you tomorrow..
I opened up my wallet and it was filled with puke.
I really hope you are not drunk feeding a raccoon.
but im not going to tell the owner of the penis of my dreams how to wear his hair.
gymnastic barn sex. fuck i wish i hadn't blacked out
My backyard is filled with beer cans. You idiots turned our backyard into a redneck ball-pit
is there any kind of "im boning my neighbor and he happens to be a manager at walmart" discount that our new relationship entitles me to??
There's going to be a velveeta shortage. I'm not drunk any more, this is just dire info.
After that time I came to the conclusion that jeeps are the best cars to have sex in
Come on kid, foreplay is elementary stuff. It's a vagina, not a sphinx.
it was cool until he whispered 'sounds like you need a good dicking' with a completely serious face and i just lost it
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