I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
She kept screaming "yeah! You pick up my books!" the whole time. . .
According to my dad, my tongue ring makes people assume I give a lot of blow jobs because, as stated by him "that's what it's for"
We couldn't even have sex we were both laughing so hard. I don't know how I feel about the quality of that weed.
This girl just introduced herself as Queefer Sutherland. She's on a roller derby team. What. The. Fuck.
even the AIR tastes like tequila.
After your mom took her 12th and fatal tequila shot she proceeded to fall head first into the bonfire... Guess I don't have to fear getting old after all
i admit it was a weird experience, but why regret what once made you cum
you pulled down your pants to convince a girl you were god
After she asked if she could try to fit her toe ring around it, i decided to leave. Thats the life i live
My boobs are feeling quite sensitive so I told them, " you is smart, you is kind, you is important" that should do the trick.
You and your vagina are hellbent on selfdestruction and bad decisions
Dude...can we put that on a tshirt? I will totally sport that shit.
My bail money is reserved for people I either A, think were in the right, or B, have an awesome story that leads up to needing it. Just remember that before you call me.
He gave me a box of cheez-its after sex, does that make me a hooker?
I’m going to have to rewatch all of them. Drugs, man.
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