And I wrote a rap so it was actually a productive afternoon minus not paying our bills.
does wine, beer, and vodka mix well??
dude, everything can mix, this is college.
She looked at it and said "your dick is like the golden gate bridge."
Make sure you take the apple pie out of your pocket before you pass out.
I like to think of it as a lesbian feast.
I said I usually like going out for coffee before torturing someone's genitals. He said he understood.
When i left he was drinking an entire pot of coffee out of the pot with a straw. It's safe to say he's using a personal day
"I made out with someone too, but then he tried to fuck and I played dead"
In 2009 his now husband dressed in a sailor onesie and heels for pride so he needs to REMEMBER how to party
I'm just like... Utterly amazed that we're still alive at this point. Who'da thunk it....
FUCK YOU AND YOUR WEAK ASS EYEBROWS
Only thing exciting about him was his dick.
My hookup from last weekend apparently got arrested today... his roommate just tagged me on facebook asking for bail money.
I don't know how much expertise I could offer. My best advice is, "don't drown, for god's sake don't drown"
She started crying, nearly punched a guy, started smoking multiple cigarets backwards and broke the slide on her bong. Why do I always end up babysitting the crazy ones?
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