He told me I remind him of his sister...
Was this before or after you did it?
before... I mean, it's been a long time. I just tried not to think of it during.
4pm on a Sunday....roomate fucking like a wildabeast while I have a organic chemistry study group in my kitchen.
Tomorrow is Have Sex and Climb A Mountain Day. We have amazing dates.
Today needs to die. The mail delivery guy watched me throw up in my yard while taking my chihuahua out in Christmas pajamas at noon. Low point in my life.
Remind me to call McDonald's to give a good review of Ruth. She truly demonstrated grace under pressure.
Pounding your chest saying "me Tarzan" is not flirting or even talking
the new numbers in my phone would beg to differ
just in the smoking shack with my sister cheering on a caterpillar make its cocoon
"I'm a professor to university students" I say as I realize I have a nipple piercing that I have no memory of getting
How ya feelin sunshine?
Like a million dollars! ... That has been hit by a bus, drowned under water and beat repeatedly by a shovel.
There's a random table in the kitchen...and it's not the kitchen table...we don't know where it came from
thanks for supporting my whoreish tendencies
I party with great urgency now.
It's a shame I've been hooking up with him for 6 months and he still doesn't know my real name.
Well I just masturbated while reading a recipe for Alfredo sauce so I guess you could say I’m growing up
I've been on the cocaine and semen diet for the last 24 hours, lunch sounds great.
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