it was like his penis was on wheels.
there was a trapeze. enough said
Went to mcdonalds... Wishing I could throw up the last 20 hours of my life.
im having a hard time not telling ppl about ur bathroom story
She just got back from rehab. You dont celebrate that with margaritas.
He just left me a message saying he left the rest of the weed for me. Did i just get paid for sex? And if yes did i just get paid in drugs?
I'm on a mission. But just to make out with him so his relationship collapses and he is single when I come back in April.
I'm glad I booty called you last night. It was nice to see you and talk, in between all the sex...
I sent two dick pics to a wrong number and one was in .gif format so it was helicoptering all over the place. I single handedly ruined a child's life.
Was Mr. ROBOT good? I missed it. I just fucked dental hygienist on the trampoline in my backyard
video games take priority over anything else you can offer me.
I haven't had a bra on since I quit my job.
I have "if found please return to" written in sharpie on my arm, my uterus is rejecting everything, and I have hickies. I must actually be an 18 year old piece of shit girl instead of a responsible 23 year old
He has a wall filled with panties from past hook ups. So no, I didn't fuck him.
He took off all my clothes, fingered me, than said "would you be more comfortable if I was naked too?"
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