so she asking me "is it okay to have dangling labias?"
Drinking Grey Goose on the toilet. Don't make me graduate.
Apparently he ran around last night saying he was 'the hulk hogan of muff diving'
was just hit on by a homeless lesbian. forever alone.
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Thanks for the ave Maria song you left on my phone that lasted for TEN minutes.
Yeah it'll definitely be worth it. Not having syphilis all the time you know
I think I fixed my testicle. That's why I didnt pay $25 for a doctor to do it
I have managed to reach the 'after meth poster look' before lunch here...
I'm at the bar, forgot my pants. Everyone's over reacting
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He's saved in my phone as 'MURICA. I think it's safe to say I'm not exactly taking him seriously.
What can I say I sleep with 40 year old Cougars because my mother gave me away at birth and apparently that's why says my therapist
Going to give your dick a friendship bracelet.
Noo not in a booty call way, in a 'How are your abs and penis doing today?' sort of way.
I am drunk and aggressive about the olympixs
It's spelled Olympics
You are now at the point where people no longer question whether or not you might be on drugs. They now know for certain that you are
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