People are allowed to visit it's just they can't be from Germany and have to wear masks.
i can't believe i never thought of this: farticle man
he would probably call me "ma'am" when he's inside me. people love saying weird shit inside me.
I think I'm cybering, it's been a while and its more in depth than it was in 8Th grade.
no one is here. wer drinking in the beer garden in the dark and we stole a bucket of blue paint off the sidewalk. now her legs are blue.
Want me to give your number to an army recruiter?
I don't know... do you want me to use your number to sell used gay porn on Craigslist?
I sense beginning a prank war would end badly for both of us.
Is it bad that I see a party full of girls I know he has fucked as a challenge for me to be the one who ends up in his bed?
The less money I spend on drugs, the happier my mom will be.
I have discovered my latent superpower. If a friend is dating a bi chick they will inevitably try and talk me into a threesome.
If you want it you better put a ring on it. And by ring I mean one of my three favorite pies.
Just set out 2 water bottles as an offering to my hungover self.
no body wants to do anything today cause it's too cold, but a guy can only masturbate so many times a day. Ya know
Naw but when she was in the bathroom I threw the condom out the window and I'm pretty sure it hit some girl
Are you ok?!
I assume I've stopped bleeding because I haven't passed out, but can't verify currently.
She was trying to be sexy well putting on my condom with her mouth when her cat pounced from the corner of the room witch caused her to gasp and inhale the condom
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