i'm watching degrassi (go figure) and the episode is about jimmy not being able to get a boner and now he's famous and rapping about popping pussies..i dont get it.
I sold my books for weed money!
Finals don't start for a week...
Currently standing on top of my parents leather couch with no pants on playing helicoptor with my penis. You?
Dude its barely eleven am and there is already a firetruck and ambulance at the shamrock...happy st paddys day
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I only want to screw him when I'm drunk. Problem is I try to be drunk as often as possible
I said i love rain, just to change the subject, and he said 'id like to do it in the rain'. Dear lord. He doesnt stop
Is "blowjob enthusiast" a bad costume?
She went home with him because he works at Jimmy John's and his car "smelled like meat"
It's getting increasingly easier to use his emotional instability to my advantage. That's about all he has going for him right now.
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I'm almost positive that you shat in a birdhouse
You don't know how much I love you. You could play Careless Whisper while we have sex and I'd still love you
And then she said "welcome homeeeee!!!" As she got off. Best thing about being back from Afghanistan
all I remember is screming at her "I want you and your tortillas... DEAD"
It's OK, I woke up in a drag queen's bed last weekend. It took me forever to get the glitter out of my cleavage.
i ordered what the bartender said was called a pink cock, and kept saying it tastes like a disney princess. thats how my 21st bday went
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