Your dad touched me again.
so tomorrow. i'm thinking coinstar then adderall?
we just pregamed for our presentation... gotta love group bonding
I just called my cat a slut and she responded. Proudest moment ever.
I have a question, if it paid really well, like ridiculously well, would you be a restaraunts under the table resident blowjob girl?
That's right. If she can't abide by the rules then she gets booted. It's like survivor booty call edition
Made fish tank punch. It's like trash can punch but in a fish tank. Also, my dad saw a picture I uploaded on Facebook and called me a pussy for only making 10 gallons.
I need to have some sort of hot sex experience in a mask.
Would fucking the college coach be against recruiting rules?
Please tell me I didn't help an old woman shave her vagina last night. Please.
That's the least of the fucked up shit you did last night dude.
All I am going to say is this: I woke up with lots of bruises on my knees from running around on all fours being a 'dinosaur'. Either girls night in went terribly wrong or terribly right.
Ive been high since the plane left the ground in Los Angeles and Ive been in Chicago. Right now, Im on a train headed towards downtown to go to an anime convention. At this point, I am just taking life as it comes, furries and all.
Are you the reason I woke up without pants?
You were laying on the floor coloring a "get well soon' card for your liver...
I think he is using me to sort through his relationship issues, past and present. I did not sign up for this. All I want is booty. Am I the dude in this relationship?
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