it was a mass text i'm sorry
do you usually send 'hey sexy' as a mass text?
She told me that she had to rub her face against me because she was part cat.
his pick up line was "wanna get a pizza and fuck?"
did it work
that's not the point...
Why do fat girls all have such cute faces?
God wants them to get laid too.
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A burger king employee called me from your phone while you were on their bathroom floorl. Hope ur not in jail....4 realz
Well you wanna do it now or later? I've had three shots and I'm listening to journey by myself. Emotionally there is no better prime time than right now.
It's like a toaster oven for my penis
Ive seen his manscaping faults. Given the choice I'd rather dry hump a cactus
Porn. Physics. Porn. Icecream. Porn. That's my life now.
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max decided it would be a good idea to run down the hall and smack down the exit sign. now we are sitting in the emergency room, and he is wearing the sign as a bracelet
You called my nipples compassionate. What does that even mean?
Woke up with an e-cig stuck in my asshole. Explain.
Never go drinking with anime club. End of story.
Oh Jesus our whore days are numbered
I was really surprised he asked for my number the next morning..... and my name.
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