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this may or may not be the weed talking, but this is by far the best tasting toothpaste i've ever had
Your brother just informed me that half a mouthful is a unit of measurement. I love talking to members of your family.
Its trashy in the best of ways. Like a stripper working to pay for college.
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I believe I won the Golden Vodka Bottle of sadness last night for crying while being party boyed.
So if I tell her fire is hot and it will burn her... she's probably just going to keep throwing her vagina at it huh?
YOU ARE TAKING ADVANTAGE OF MY INEBRIATED STATE
YOU ARE DRUNK AND USED AND SPELLED THE WORD "INEBRIATED" CORRECTLY. I AM TAKING ADVANTAGE OF NOTHING.
I CAN'T HELP THAT I'M MULTITALENTED YA FUCKER
I quit life. I got pulled over on my way to work and they towed my car and dropped me off at work in a cop car
Holy shit, just saw a girl in the library smoking a bong disguised as a calculator
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HE BEAT A GUY WITH NOTHING BUT RAZZLE DAZZLE AND HIS FABULOUSNESS
you just have the mind of an innocent, non-tainted child.
YOU KNOW THAT'S BULLSHIT BECAUSE YOU'RE THE REASON IT'S BULLSHIT
Emily saved me from being trapped on my roof and then I beat her in a race at 5am it was a low key night
I look like a hot mess, emphasis on the hot now, more emphasis on the mess later
All I ever wanted was my bed, Tylenol, and total darkness. Instead I had a pervert with porno posters who blares german rock calling me tootsie pop. How was your saturday night?
you can't just call dibs on my vagina bro.
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