Like my Aunt Merial always says ... big dicks, big dicks.
There's a girl in here wearing a kaballah bracelet and a miley Cyrus tshirt. consider her judged.
The camp director doesn't care if we drink and i'm running the rifle range. Someone is going to get sued.
she wanted to watch hairspray while we fucked. she's obviously your kinda girl, dude.
Thank God I did Vegas bombs with those cops at their Christmas party. We should so be in jail.
you vomited through the snorkel and onto the back of your head. it was truly amazing
Turns out puking in your mask makes it even harder to see out of the mask..
Hows that studying goin for you?
I'm in my bathtub in a robe and jeans smoking a bowl and my hair is covered in olive oil
Sometimes I wonder if my parents know that I mean horny when I say lonely.
That's the only definition of lonely that I know.
I have chafed skin from the handy she gave me. I told her that and she said return the favor when it heals. I'm in love.
So you'd go straight for a fat chick with cheese on her tits?
Yes.
Just sent my mother the text "we need to get our vaginas looked at this thursday". Hows your day going?
Just sent a dick pic to ur girl. It was accident. Plz mail it to Gena.
Hey. I hope you have enough room in your car for me and a Honda civic front bumper.
I’ll call you later. There’s a jilted trophy wife looking for a revenge fuck at my door
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