Ok Hollywood, I get it. Megan Fox is hot. Now she is in a movie where she is so hot that dudes just fucking die. Great.
Nothing ruins a good sext like too many emoticons
My passouts and memory loss are great training for when I have alzheimers. You'll know where to look when I get lost.
Word is he has some crazy hawaiian STD
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Next test. Underwater blowjob. If you fail...out of water blow job
Why was there a 1000 piece puzzle covered in hot sauce being cooked in the microwave?
You'd think the dry cleaners next door would be less judgmental for as much business as my theme parties bring them.
He's in the same dorm as me. We are sharing a laundry room, gym, and cafeteria. I'VE ALREADY COMMITTED DORMCEST AND MOVE-IN DAY ISN'T UNTILL NEXT WEEK!!!!
Can I even tell you how badly I want a day that is just on and off napping and sex with intermittent snack breaks? Because I want that day very badly.
I have never seen a more amazing text message in my entire life.
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I threw up through my nose tonight. Happy cinco de mayo
well at least you didn't have your nipples chewed last night
As a paramedic, it's completely unacceptable to black out on a monday. I cant handle 3 dollar shot night.
If he has a beard, chances are, that’s an open invitation to sit on his face
And ANOTHER guy that I once got naked is doing gay porn now. Wtf? Am I the audition?!
Just got back to the apartment. Why os there now 14 identical toothbrushes in the bathroom and only the two of us live here?
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