Did you see Brett Michaels get knocked on his ass?
Hurt me personally.
Knocked his cowboy hat off... Bandanna was still good though
ppl dont tell me stories about anal. apparently im not a tell-me-stories-about-anal kind of person
his roommates stood outside the locked door reading bible verses to us the whole time...
Bro, i just sang journey's "dont stop beleavin" at mcdonalds. and the guy was sooo impressed he gave us free food. God i love america
So yes, he's hot, a scorpio, an artist and a perfect cock. I think my bi train just arrived in gay town.
i tried to climb in the window in the limo because i wanted the driver to take me to get noodles. ive reached a new level of fat kid
I think I broke a hole in her wall trying to do backflips
Fuck my life, there's a fry in my vagina.
Sunrise bitch. You owe me waffles
Do I have to formally apologize to Brett for flashing him?
Things I Learned Tonight: I have no future in goat wrangling. Herding. Whatever you call the ridiculosity that just transpired.
I just forgot I was standing up.
you are the root of all my greats nights and my worsts decisions
:(. i have vodka in a fire extinguisher. that solves all problems. except fires. it would actually make that worse.
I just saw a guy faceplant off a unicycle while holding a saxophone, while his buddy riding another unicycle and sporting a flute rode by laughing
Only at UConn...
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