Hot guy, man whore rep, huge crush, alcohol that will fuck you up. I fail to see how this could go wrong
Well he asked to have a sober hang out so i guess that constitutes as a date in college
she peed. on the sidewalk. it is 2 pm. Help.
GET THE DICK OUT OF YOUR MOUTH AND CHECK FACEBOOK.
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Dude she was 62...with a boob job. And I'm proud to say I made out with that.
I am at the point where deciding not to drink alone is worth a rocky music montage in and of itself.
He just grabbed my boob and justified it by saying "I just wanna feel your heart beat"
My final act is to send you this message. I love you. Tell my family that I love them. Except my dad. Tell him I said "Eh..." while rocking your hand side to side. And tell Tim that I will always love the idea of him. Tell Caleb I love him so. Take care of Miss Kitty Fantastico. Tell the world that I will watch over. Good bye. I love you.
If I don't go to Australia I'm using that towards a new car. If I do I'll use it to buy a koala.
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exhale infront of a fan. self shotgun.
Oh god. I just had a sex dream about the talking dog from the Bush's Baked Beans commercials.
I walked into my room last night at 4 am and there's a random dude in his boxers eating oatmeal on my futon. I looked at him and went to bed
yeah I woke up in jail with two different shoes on and neither of them were mine
I WANNA SUCK HIS DICK ON A BOAT
Dude, the T Swift concert might not be so bad after all. Can you say milfs living vicariously through their teenage daughters? Score.
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