how did your night go?
he asked for my myspace name.
When we were fucking, you could hear the beer sloshing around in my stomach
Don't be a dummy cum on the tummy. Make her a slut, and cum in her butt. Have no fear, jizz in her ear. Don't be a noob, cum on her boob. Forget her rack, blow on her back. Just take off your coat and jizz in her throat. And if she seals off her holes, cum in her rolls
is that a poem?!
It took you an unbelievable amount of time to realize that your ass was on fire.
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im pretty sure your bra is in my room hanging on my shark pinata
Sometimes you gotta take the crosseyed stripper. fuck it
Totally passed out on the dealers bed after paying him all in ones so no, i dont think i'll be getting a discount soon.
We've reached the point in our fuck buddy relationship where we are playing words with friends. This is too intimate.
Today marks the 365th consecutive day of jerkin it. I couldn't have done it without you guys. #onlynewyearsresolutionaccomplished
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i went to the 24h massage place last night and brought down the price for a hand job from $50 to $12.75 and half the big mac left in my bag.
My ex-fiancee UPS-ed me a sixer of tall boys, and a fifth of bourbon for christmas, from halfway across the country. What does this mean?
did u drive by my house last night?
bc if that wasn't you i threw my bourbon bottle at the wrong van
Sooo, did you delete me cause I said I wouldn't babysit you while you did shrooms? You're a grown man.
Man, it's really obvious that I was either handcuffed or tied up last night. Either way, not something you'd want coworkers knowing.
You were only speaking with either thumbs up, thumbs down, or high fives haha
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