She was not exactly lady-like. Down there.
everything is bigger in texas. Including my drinking problem.
We better get laid next semester cause I prayed hard
I even walked 30 feet with my eyes closed from two love rocks so that we get some cock
the roller ball on my blackberry is the closest i've come to touching a clit in 2 years.
i wonder if detective benson from law and order takes those handcuffs home. i bet she does.
Vanessa Carlton's songs would be so much better if she was pretty
I have 20 seconds to get my life together and look presentable.
well hes been the bathroom for like 15 mins so he either feels comfortable enough to puke/ shit in my apartment or he escaped out the window
My main goal for tomorrow night is to make it back into my own bed
I think I'm leaving the streamers and balloons up from 4th of july till after he stops by. It'll be like the universe is celebrating his massive dick.
words I never want to hear dad say again: "Trevor you sexy man you"
I like the fact that you've for some reason taken my penis into protective custody
I straight up told your dad I've slept with a majority of your family
In order to save time, dignity and liver damage, wanna get naked?
I think I left my bra and my crocs in your room
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