After last night I still want u
But please keep that on the DL
someone get that fucking seahorse.
I thought she was going to get passionate and throw her on the bed and fuck her, but she just started breaking stuff.
That's the thing about women.
i wanted to be an indian when i was a child. apparently you cannot grow up to be an indian.
so we were pounding it out and someone knocked on the wall and was shouting at us
that didnt stop you
nope
I'm actually agreeing with glenn beck. What the FUCK was in that margarita?!
There is no way that a naked man in your kitchen can be explained-away as a "misunderstanding."
He needs to respect me before he can fuck me with cat ears on.
I just finished packing for spring break, took me 4 minutes. To be fair though I only put my trunks, a pair of underwear, and 50 condoms in my bag.
The picture on Facebook I was just tagged in, with the mask, that is the definition of Carmen, my drunk alter ego
im not letting a little injury get in the way of my alcoholic/drug problems. we ARE getting turnt tonight.
I'm done being drunk I wish I could snap my fingers and be sober
conclusion from last night: i should wear boob glitter more often
I asked my boyfriend if he wanted a bong for his birthday but he instead asked for corndogs
the cheaper the better
You cannot steal the fun of my nakedness. You do not own my nakedness. My nakedness is my sole property and I share that fun with whom I choose.
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