This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
Well I'm glad to hear the fight wasnt over his small dick.
You know when you can feel the alcohol in your toes? That's a great feeling.
how does 'resolution to respect myself more' follow 'he fucks me really hard'?
does the girl puking in my garbage belong to you?
Currently smoking a blunt with my one night stand's mom. I don't know how I should feel about this.
i took a magical journey through the park for about two hours. it was amazing and everything was fantastical. i have been informed someone babysat me through that shit.
Cant leave im designed bacon maker you come here
I got a charlie horse in my ass while masturbating. We are never been going to that boot camp again.
after we got done having sex, you rolled over and ask what your yelp review was. So yea I'm kinda mad.
He has no idea he’s my boyfriend.
Just got recognized as black out drunk girl. I'm never going to live that down, am I?
I'm tired of you and your emotional constipation. WHY DO YOU CLOSE YOUR EYES WHEN WE MAKE LOVE!?
Dude no i feel my liver disintegrating
No. It's going to be "I'm mad that it took you so long to get over here" angry sex.
Randomize
