you kept say ridiculous things then repeating them in perfect classical latin. You are onee intelligent drunk
her night didn't end so well, both of her boyfriends got arrested... together.
Wow that was a lesbian tornado.
I fell asleep on the table at Denny's. Told the waitress to wake me up when my burger was there.
From scraping the remnants from a coke bag at a lingerie party to meeting with an 80 year old man to discuss civil rights all in under 12 hours bizarrely feels like the epitome of my life
Speaking of testosterone. I saw a girl with a moustache thicker than one I can grow last night...
Just heard the words 'Pussy Riot' on NPR...I almost crashed my car.
Found my underwear in a solo cup. That about sums up this weekend.
you know that feeling on acid where you think the world stops just to fuck with you? That's what it felt like.
bought even stevens on dvd and enough weed and pizza bagels to last us a week.. ready to get snowed in?
So I woke up alone in the hotel room clutching a bible to my chest. Explain, please.
His dad and I had a drunk conversation about life. At 4 am he told me that I was 21 and cute and should fuck whoever I want.
Look, if a guy shows up at your house. He's short, name is Logan, has weird vertical hair, let him in, give him food, and a place to stay. He's on a ver important mission. And I am he. as he is me and we are all together. And we are the eggman, goo goo gajoob.
I am pants-free in the living room. This is liberating.
Guy just rode past on a lowrider bike smoking a blunt, I want his life
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