Are we in a gay sports bar?
I just ate an adderall and jelly sandwich in front of my mom. Homework time!
You can now add 30,000 feet to the places where I have puked
Oh my god my life; so much cake and so little sex
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high in an attic. pig roast in 10.
speaking of graduation plans, i'm blacked out eating sausage
I want to hump her dimples until her face caves in.
So many issues. You honestly need help.
I think I will be cutting those pills in half...Jesus just tried to sell me a toothbrush.
Tequila me may have very bluntly told him that I wanted to touch his abs.
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Also, even though this really sucks now, we will look back on this one day and laugh at the time we all got arrested on Thanksgiving
Some people dream of being astronauts others dream of having genitalia that shines like Edward Cullen in the sun
The world is a different place when I'm actually having sex
I'll have to start mass sending dong pics to get the recognition I deserve
I SWEAR TO ALL THAT IS HOLY I HAVE NEVER WIPED MY GENITALIA ON ANY TYPE OF EMERGENCY RESPONSE VEHICLE!!
I passed up getting laid last night. It's almost been a YEAR - what the Hell was I thinking, being so choosy??
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